Does anybody know how to get taller really quickly? I’ve fallen madly in love with a girl that’s significantly taller than me, so it’s a slight obstacle. If I was tall she’d clearly see me as a knight in shining armour and not a little dwarf.

One of my housemates dropped out of uni, so now we have to try and find another one or have to pay his rent. I can’t even afford my own, so bloody annoying.

“So, do you like me or not?” is the most evil question you can possibly present someone with.

My life is constantly spent in coffee limbo - I’ve finished my coffee and want more, but I can’t find the motivation to go and make some, so I just sit here all sad about it instead and look at pictures of stupid things on the internet.

Snapchat is so hilarious. I’ve been sending stupid faces to people for about an hour hahahaha

Wanted to dress as a paedophile for a fancy dress thing, with horrible glasses and a shit jumper and a stick on beard and a brown mac, but I realised I just look like a hipster. Fuck sake.

Why am I so tired in the day and so awake at 3am?

Still haven’t found one I like. Ughhhh.